Redundant Meetings: The Eternal Agenda

Welcome to Meeting 23: The One That Never Happened. Because, let's be real, who needs actual results?

Agenda

• Meeting 24: The One That Probably Should Have Been Scheduled Differently
• Adjournment Procedures: A Step-by-Step Guide to Doing Nothing
• What to Do When Nobody Shows Up (Hint: Panic)

Important Notes

Remember: The meeting that never happened is, in fact, the one that will never be rescheduled. Don't bother trying.

Disclaimer

By attending this meeting, you agree to not actually accomplish anything. Your participation is purely ceremonial.

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